The internet's most gloriously unnecessary shopping guide.
We hunt down the most ridiculous, indulgent, and wildly overpriced things money can buy — then rate them, rank them, and occasionally talk you out of it. Probably not though.
This week's Hall of Shame
The standouts. The legends. The receipts you'll regret.
Liquid Ass
The name is the entire marketing budget.
See the verdict →Yodeling Pickle
A pickle. It yodels. That is the product.
See the verdict →Aztec Death Whistle
It sounds exactly like a human screaming.
See the verdict →Pyro Mini Fireshooter
A wrist device that shoots actual fireballs.
See the verdict →Throwflame XL18 Flamethrower
A 110-foot flamethrower, shipped to your door.
See the verdict →Hydrocolloid Pimple Patches
Stickers for your face that genuinely work.
See the verdict →Pick your poison
Six flavors of financial regret, neatly organized.
Luxury Nonsense
Absurdly expensive versions of things you already own.
3 ways to regret it →Tech You Don't Need
Gadgets solving problems you never had.
9 ways to regret it →Gag Gifts & Pranks
Money well wasted on someone else.
12 ways to regret it →Bougie Home
Make your house judge your guests.
9 ways to regret it →Foodie Flex
Edible status symbols and kitchen overkill.
5 ways to regret it →Why Does This Exist?
The void stares back, and it has a price tag.
12 ways to regret it →Looks Ridiculous, Works Anyway
You will look unhinged. It will absolutely work.
4 ways to regret it →The Splurge Report
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Total catalog damage
$39,826
across 54 curated bad decisions. And counting.